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Monday, September 12, 2016
Croatia? I Hardly Know Ya
Kent and Kari kept trying to do romantic things together, but we always found a way to be a part of them. |
Every sunset is beautiful on the Adriatic. Almost as pretty as this Balkan babe I picked up. |
The last known photograph of the reckless travelers before stepping onto the doomed aircraft. Rob is in the back, probably smoking his last cigarette. |
After preparing my will and notifying my next of kin (Luna), I stepped onto one of these murdermobiles and set course for a new country. You know how the flight attendants on Delta give you attitude when you have the nerve to ask for the actual can of Coke instead of just the dixie cup? "Oh I'm sorry, sir, are you implying this syringe of Sprite won't be enough?" Well these flights hooked. us. up. They were short flights so the attendant barely had time to walk the entire plane before we descended but they managed to quickly hand out treats to everyone. At first I was delighted but then quickly realized that this great food was clearly my last meal before this floating iron lung sputtered into a mountain. Cookies, chocolate bars, pastries, muffins, ENTIRE SANDWICHES. Not to mention all the beer you can drink on a 45 minute flight (challenge accepted). Jesus, we took a 7 hour flight to Iceland once and all they gave us was peanuts. I was pleasantly surprised when we landed still alive and without the loss of any limbs, so despite effectively being death machines, I'm alright with these prop planes. As long as they keep feeding me.
After a traumatic experience like that, you learn new things about yourself. |
Kent was voted to be the prettiest of the five of us so he was our figurehead. |
Pictured here we have a 30 year old man, hopelessly under the spell of rakija. Little did he know, not five minutes later he would swallow a ton of seawater. |
Rakija made it very difficult to read clocks like this. It was 3:53pm. |
After Dubrovnik we took a catamaran to Split, and when we weren't lounging on beaches or drinking brandy in the morning, we were exploring the country and my favorite expedition was to Krka National Park. To enter the park we used a ferry, which took us through a large canyon surrounded by large beautiful mountains and trees but felt eerily similar to the boat ride Sam Neill takes in Jurassic Park 3 when he's tricked into looking for that stupid kid. Dinosaur parasailing? Nice parenting, Stepdad. We had no Spinosaurus attacks although I might have preferred that to the siege of mosquitos that followed us everywhere. Krka was positively gorgeous but the trails were skinny and apparently August is peak tourist season so like Dubrovnik, it was also overrun, but it was big enough that we could still find open areas to explore. It was basically a park full of waterfalls, the perfect way to end our tour of Croatia.
Two natural beauties |
Of all the countries we visited, we spent the most time in Croatia, visiting four cities and exploring five islands. We chilled on beaches, swam naked in the Adriatic, picnicked in a national park, and gambled with five different currencies on a ship. Croatia brought Katie's country total to 31 and mine to 29, which is simply unacceptable. Expect a quick trip to Greenland to round my total up to a more respectable number 30.
We also learned that we're super strong and don't need a 6th person to make a dope pyramid. |
Sunday, August 21, 2016
such wonderful things surround you. Montenegro
Dobby on your 12th birtday |
Our room was situated immediately above the Old Town Pub, so
our nights were saturated with the pub soundtrack: some chatter, some laughter,
and a lot of bumping bass. One night we heard what sounded like a parade
directly below us, so we headed down to check it out. We found only five men,
screaming at the top of their voices, watching Montenegro play in the water
polo quarterfinals in the Olympics. Their enthusiasm was contagious and
occasionally frightening, since when the other team scored they would spit on
the ground and slam their heads into the walls. Fortunately they won so we got
to be a part of a mad celebration when one of the guys lit a red flare inside
the bar while the others danced and sang to their blasting national anthem.
Those five guys know how to watch a game. We should all take notes.
Typical game day celebrations |
Old Town was only a few minute walk from a beautiful stone
beach facing the Bay of Kotor. In some parts of Montenegro, “going to the beach”
meant laying your towel on the side of a cliff, so we were glad to have a
pebble beach nearby. We watched kids fling themselves off the end of a pier for
an hour or so before deciding to give it a go ourselves. The kids must’ve known
something we didn’t, because our group left the cold water of the bay covered
in scrapes and scratches courtesy of the rocky ground. It was a breathtaking
view and a somewhat treacherous swim.
up in the sun they slave away while we're devoting full time to floating |
One of the most beautiful things we’ve done on our trip came
the next day when we ventured to Tivat, Montenegro to explore the open Adriatic
Sea by kayak. The five of us (along with our Montenegrin guide Boyan, an
Irishman, and a French woman) took four kayaks out on a tour of the blue caves.
We kayaked into 4 different caves, 3 of which could not be reached by big boats,
once again making us feel very pleased with our choice to do the less touristy
option. This meant we had exclusive access to the “inside out cave” (you back
into it so the light pours in in front of you), the bat cave (my personal
favorite. A pitch black cave filled with hundreds of bats) and dessert cave
(extra treat at the end of the tour, tiny cave where we had to lie flat on our
kayaks to get under the rock wall).
exiting the "inside out" cave |
The biggest draw of the tour was the blue cave, an enormous
cave with clear bright blue water. We snorkeled around the cave with maybe 50
other tourists. The water was shockingly blue and clear and so salty we had a very hard time swimming
underwater, but became quite impressive water treaders. If team USA trained in
the Adriatic, maybe we could’ve made it to the semi-finals in waterpolo too.
two lovers holding hands in the sea. and chris. |
Montenegro has brought an interesting gear shift on our trip.
Everything moves a little slower and so do we. We didn’t take a walking tour,
but Boyan our kayak guide shared a lot about his life in Montenegro, so I felt
like we received a modern day education as opposed to an historical one. And damn did we see some incredibly beautiful things. From
here we move on to Dubrovnik, Croatia by bus. Where I assume we will be
welcomed with the Game of Thrones theme song.
MERMAN! |
lovefromkatie
Wednesday, August 17, 2016
12 Hours in Serbia
romantic pre-sunrise flight |
As my handsome spouse has mentioned, one of my life goals
was to explore 30 countries before turning 30. We discovered while researching #EuropeanLoveTour2016
that visiting the Balkans was the perfect way to reach this goal. The countries
are very close together, giving us short travel days and the opportunity to use
5 different currencies. It also made us think it was a great idea to plan a 12
hour layover in Belgrade so we could “pop over to Serbia for lunch”. So that’s
exactly what we did.
luna and i at the belgrade airport |
15 August 2016
03:00 wake up in Sofia, Bulgaria
05:30 wheels up
05:13 touch down in Belgrade, Serbia (thanks to the magic of time zones, we don’t miss a beat)
05:27 photo shoot with Luna Flatley
06:08 4 of us arrive at Hostel M to drop of our bags and pee. One smoker waits outside.
06:40 wander to the square thru walls covered in mostly pro-vegan graffiti
07:15 stop at the corner café for pizza. Because they don’t serve coffee until 08:00
09:04 sneak all 5 back into our 4 person hostel to sleep
10:39 stop for coffee at Abydabhuuya café
11:10 begin walking tour with an intimate group of 65
05:13 touch down in Belgrade, Serbia (thanks to the magic of time zones, we don’t miss a beat)
05:27 photo shoot with Luna Flatley
06:08 4 of us arrive at Hostel M to drop of our bags and pee. One smoker waits outside.
06:40 wander to the square thru walls covered in mostly pro-vegan graffiti
07:15 stop at the corner café for pizza. Because they don’t serve coffee until 08:00
09:04 sneak all 5 back into our 4 person hostel to sleep
10:39 stop for coffee at Abydabhuuya café
11:10 begin walking tour with an intimate group of 65
11:40 take a shot of the local
liquor Rakija with our 65 new best friends
11:42 learned that we just drank
the ladies version, aka the less alcoholic version (eye roll from the
progressives among us)
11:45 learned Serbian dance
11:46 Chris foolishly attempts
Serbian skipping dance and rolls his ankle on giant cobblestones
12:10 learned about currency,
the alphabet and where to find the “Silicon Ladies”
12:43 head for a cafe in the
bohemian artist quarter for our much desired Serbian meal.
13:00 order far too much meat, bread and beer
13:00 order far too much meat, bread and beer
13:46 hurry back to the hostel to
grab our bags
14:16 taxi to the airport
17: 25 wheels up
Serbian street art. #mytitsmymilk |
And now we’re in the beautiful bayside city of
Kotor, Montenegro. Over a moonlit meal, 5 best friends discussed the wonder of
having breakfast in Bulgaria, lunch in Serbia and dinner in Montenegro. That
was one hell of a day.
Tuesday, August 16, 2016
Bulgaria Hysteria
In this installment of Katie and Chris conquer Europe, we visit Sofia the capital city of Bulgaria.
Robbie is often shunned into small boxes to enjoy his death sticks |
We clearly made a mistake inviting the Canadians along as their suggestions are for things like all day kayaking trips or climbing a mountain. Whatever happened to just sitting? Sitting is the best. Katie was naturally on board to climb Mount Vitosha, so without wanting to seem like the "indoor kid" I agreed to climb the beast. At the top of the mountain is a waterfall so we all brought our swimsuits along in case we had a chance to swim in the lagoon like we did in Puerto Vallarta. Spoiler alert. We didn't swim and the hike was much longer than I thought it would be so I ended up hiking up that monster in a mesh swimsuit. You know what you shouldnt wear on a 6 mile mountain hike? A mesh swimsuit. Classic stupid Chris.
If this picture was bigger you could see the screaming agony in my eyes |
On the hike we ran into two Belgians who were in town for the weekend because their 15 year old kid was in the European Junior Basketball Championships. They jokingly invited us to come along but unfortunately at the time we had a pub crawl planned for that night. After we parted ways we, of course, cancelled our pub crawl, bought five yellow shirts, and scrappily decorated them to cheer for Belgium, specifically for this high school kid (Neils) whom we had never met before. There were about 30 fanswho attended the game between Belgium and Georgia, so imagine this kid's face when 5 of them were loud North Americans, covered in black marker, furiously cheering for Belgian domination. It was pretty hard to miss us. Thanks entirely to our support, Belgium defeated Georgia. You're welcome, Neils.
Our allegiance can so easily be bought. Go Belgium! (and USA) |
I've been saying all along that we should have brought Luna with us. Although she definitely would have set that bed on fire. |
In all of our travels, Sofia was the city where we had the most language barriers, with very few people speaking more than a couple words in English. Usually you can count on young people to help you translate but that wasn't the case here. We were at an open air book market and no one could understand what "Harry Potter" was until I said uhhh "wizard" and then traced a tiny lightning bolt on my forehead. The vendor said no but then took off sprinting and returned three minutes with a handful of Harrys. Schmieg settled on the Sorcerer's Stone because it was one of the lightest. Cut to fifteen minutes later when she suddenly yelled out "DAMNIT SCHMIEG! Why didn't you buy the one that featured the BULGARIANS!" Classic stupid Katie.
Robbie also found a bunch of comic book first editions. Unfortunately they're also in Bulgarian |
CM
Friday, August 12, 2016
we eat, we drink, we party. Bucharest.
the gang is back together! #canamericanway |
"I won’t bullshit you", our host Vlad said when we asked for
recommendations for things to do in Bucharest, Romania. Vlad explained that
Bucharest is not famous for its museums or other traditional tourist
attractions. Go out to eat, he said. Get a drink. Go to the old town after
midnight. “That’s what we do in Bucharest. We eat, we drink, we party. And we
party better than anyone”.
our movie themed apartment! |
So Kari, Kent, Rob, Chris and I headed out to explore the
city with Vlad’s candid advice in mind. Old town was only a few minute walk from our door, so
we headed there first. The streets of Old Town were winding cobblestone paths,
filled with bars, pubs, and restaurants. We ate at a traditional Romanian restaurant
where our server recommended a traditional Romanian meal. We learned this meant
several dips, breads and cheeses, and our body weight in meat. It was delicious
and coma inducing. We spent most of our time in Old Town. It was nice to be in a busy place surrounded by so many eclectic people and still not feel like we stick out in the crowd.
This was only the first course. |
So we ate. And we also drank. We found Beraria H, the
largest beer hall in Europe, just outside the city center. We ordered “beer by
the meter”, 11 pints of local brew on a large paddle. Chris, of course,
insisted that our server hold the heavy paddle for an extended period of time
so he could get a good picture. It turns out we came to the hall the only night this
month without live music, so we headed back to Old Town to get our music fix.
Because in Old Town after dark, there was live music on every corner.
We also went on a walking
tour of Bucharest lead by our Romanian guide, Anka. We learned about local
architecture and communist history and the Romani people. But the information that will stay with me
forever (and with you, fair reader, because buckle up, it’s about to get gory)
was about Vlad the Impaler, aka the inspiration for Bram Stoker’s Dracula.
See Vlad? |
the room of requirement, only we didn't need anything. |
lovefromkt
Monday, August 8, 2016
Here we go again!
...but this time not on our own. Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, your favorite handsome duo heads back to Europe for more adventure. Normally we travel Han style, but this time around we'll have some friends in tow. Quick introduction for those of you lucky enough to have never met these duds.
We'll be ripping through Europe for the next couple weeks, hitting up Romania, Bulgaria, Serbia, Montenegro, and Croatia. By venturing to all these places, it will complete Katie's goal of visiting 30 countries before turning 30.
This will also be a group honeymoon, celebrating Kent and Kari's new life of wedded bliss! I assume every couple's dream is to enjoy romantic five person candle light dinners and no alone time. #EuropeanLoveTour2016
Stay tuned
Kent - High school teacher. Dynamite eyelashes
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Kari - Katie's favorite. Married to Kent. Killer singing voice
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This will also be a group honeymoon, celebrating Kent and Kari's new life of wedded bliss! I assume every couple's dream is to enjoy romantic five person candle light dinners and no alone time. #EuropeanLoveTour2016
Stay tuned
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